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A husband and wife go visit a marriage counselor. First, the wife speaks to the counselor alone. The counselor asks, "You say you've been married 20 years, so what seems to be the problem?" The wife replies, "It's my husband -- he's driving me crazy! I'm going to leave him if he continues!" "How does he drive you crazy?" "For 20 years," she says, "he's been doing these stupid things. First, whenever we go out, he's always looking at the floor and refuses to go near anyone. It's very embarrassing." The marriage counselor is amused, "Anything else?" "He keeps picking his nose all the time! Even in public!" "Hmm, anything else?" probes the counselor further. The wife hesitates, "whenever we're making love, he NEVER lets me be on top! Once in a while, I'd like to be in control!" "Ah," says the counselor, "I think I'll talk to your husband now." So the wife goes out of the room and the husband enters. The counselor tells him, "Your wife says that you've been driving her crazy. She might even leave you." The husband looks shocked, "WHAT? For 20 years I've been loving and considerate and I've always given her what she wants! What could be the problem?" The counselor explains, "She says that you've got these habits that are driving her crazy. First, you're always acting strange in public--looking at the floor and never going near anyone else." The husband looks concerned, "Oh, you don't understand! It's one of the few things my father told me to do in his deathbed and I swore I'd obey everything he said." "What did he say?" "He said that I should never step on anyone's toes!" The counselor looks amused, "Actually, that means that you should not do anything that would cause anyone else to get angry." The husband looks sheepish, "Oh. Okay." The counselor continues, "And you keep picking your nose in public." "Well, its another thing my father specifically commanded me to do! He told me to always keep my nose clean." The counselor looks faint, "That means that you should not indulge in any criminal activity." "Oh," says the husband looking very stupid. "And finally, she says that you never allow her to be on top during your lovemaking." "This," says the husband seriously, "is the last thing my father commanded me to do on his deathbed and it's the most important thing." "What did he say?" The husband replies, "In his dying breath, he said. Don't screw up." Hand picked mature, milf and horny houswifes porn links! Hot ebony MILF in a crazy wild deep humping session >> Longhairy guy gets a killer blowwork from his aged lovelyr and nails the slut from after >> Blonde milf needs 3 young cocks in all her hole to be satisfied >> Lovely young teen girls babe and very horny milf woman caress and ride young boys meatyy dick >> Mature chubbies being cummed on her ass >> Mature whitee teveryes young gal oral and gets nailed doggystyle by her other student >> Hotcheck milf whitee sucking young boys dick and gets nailed on a spiral stairway >> Plump milf hooker in stocking sucking and ride clients dick on a couch >> Pretty milf boyy slamed with fresh guy. >> Mature sex teveryer and her nubile student caress young fellas dick and get fucked >> Sexy Sydney gets fucked doggie style in front of hubby >> Close up oral hard of fat milf with skinny little boy on the couch >> Milf slut with pierced clit and nipples get grouped >> Aggressive very horny MILF open upward legs twat sucking >> Luscious mama enjoyss doggy style penetrates >> Hot MILF enjoyss sucking dick and licking her pussy >> Blonde MILF stretching legss for more banging stunts >> Nasty MILF gets duet peneration by younger men >> Seductive very horny MILF in different sex positions >> Amateur mommy fucked by a computer guy >> Sexy milf redhead enjoing a hard fuck with young unexperience shy guy >> Busty milf teveryes a young sexy hot chick how to suck her friendss very big dick right. >> Horny fella scores twice nailing a couples of hot sluts during a sex lesson >> Horny milf enjoyss rubbing hard throbbing dick >> Horny wife gets all that she needs in front of loving husband >> Blonde hot MILF gets boobs caressed while banging >> Brunette ride it deep on top cowbabe style >> Guy fucks two very horny cross-age pussies hard and lets both chikcs share his facial >> The best snack for a lonely wife is to gobble up somehow hard cocks. >> Blonde MILF joins young teen girls couples to tevery her sexy student sucking big tasty dick >> Fresh picked free milf and mature sites links update: Granny Milf - Busty milf gives oral and gets fucked likes reality cheap slut Milf Sites - Horny older woman in dick striking and pussy drilling act Amateur Housewifes - Horny lovelyr househousewife humping stranger rock hard dick on top Beach Milf - Green eyes wants a kiss behind gives big fat dick a best waxing Milf Anal - Hot mom bumping and grinding hard on every holes tags: milf young milf hard
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