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A husband and wife go visit a marriage counselor. First, the wife speaks to the counselor alone. The counselor asks, "You say you've been married 20 years, so what seems to be the problem?" The wife replies, "It's my husband -- he's driving me crazy! I'm going to leave him if he continues!" "How does he drive you crazy?" "For 20 years," she says, "he's been doing these stupid things. First, whenever we go out, he's always looking at the floor and refuses to go near anyone. It's very embarrassing." The marriage counselor is amused, "Anything else?" "He keeps picking his nose all the time! Even in public!" "Hmm, anything else?" probes the counselor further. The wife hesitates, "whenever we're making love, he NEVER lets me be on top! Once in a while, I'd like to be in control!" "Ah," says the counselor, "I think I'll talk to your husband now." So the wife goes out of the room and the husband enters. The counselor tells him, "Your wife says that you've been driving her crazy. She might even leave you." The husband looks shocked, "WHAT? For 20 years I've been loving and considerate and I've always given her what she wants! What could be the problem?" The counselor explains, "She says that you've got these habits that are driving her crazy. First, you're always acting strange in public--looking at the floor and never going near anyone else." The husband looks concerned, "Oh, you don't understand! It's one of the few things my father told me to do in his deathbed and I swore I'd obey everything he said." "What did he say?" "He said that I should never step on anyone's toes!" The counselor looks amused, "Actually, that means that you should not do anything that would cause anyone else to get angry." The husband looks sheepish, "Oh. Okay." The counselor continues, "And you keep picking your nose in public." "Well, its another thing my father specifically commanded me to do! He told me to always keep my nose clean." The counselor looks faint, "That means that you should not indulge in any criminal activity." "Oh," says the husband looking very stupid. "And finally, she says that you never allow her to be on top during your lovemaking." "This," says the husband seriously, "is the last thing my father commanded me to do on his deathbed and it's the most important thing." "What did he say?" The husband replies, "In his dying breath, he said. Don't screw up." Hand picked mature, milf and horny houswifes porn links! College student satisfies his girlfriend and her mature teacher fucking both sluts brains out >> Chubby 50 y.o. woman in sexy white stockings gets nailed by lustful young guy >> Blonde wife getting nailed from behind doggystyle >> Blonde milf fingered while giving blowjob on sofa >> Seductive MILF satisfied after a fucking session >> Milf Tammy gets lick on pussy while giving blowjob >> Cock-crazed Kelly pays up for husband with multiple orgasms. >> MILF in doggy, leg up and sideward fucking position >> A sexy wife got a huge cock shoved inside her pussy >> Hot brunette milf fingered while giving hot blowjob >> Mature blonde shares her oral sex and anal cockriding skills with nubile couple >> Stunning horny hot gal enjoy some nice doggy style >> Stringy blond doggy-fucked hard while husband watches >> Hot MILF doing it dog style and sucks the same time >> Mature redhead sucks students cock and gets her cunt dildo-fucked by slutty teen chick >> Hot aged brunette loves to show her sexuality and experience fucking wildly in front of the camera. >> Huge mature redhead gags on young guys cock and gets some hardcore pussy-pounding >> Horny MILF series of pussy dick drilling sensation >> Young guy and his mature girlfriend getting drunk and then fucking nasty >> Flirty MILF in hot sitting and doggy style fucking >> Fat mature bitch screwed by 3 guys >> Three young guys fucking granny at her home >> Hot gal giving blow job while her pussy is licked >> Amateur milf sucks huge dick and ride to the other >> Mature in chemise pose on the bathroom. >> Busty chick shows her talent for deep sucking cock >> Hot mother getting her pussy cock-stroked while doing bj >> Gina fucking hard huge baloney in reverse position >> Busty Erica opens legs wide for a warm pussy lick >> Wild blonde babe enjoys on top of a man and pumps >> Fresh picked free milf and mature sites links update: Asian Milf - Naughty hot chick sucking hard on top of a erected dude Sex Hungry Milfs - Latina exierenced carpet munching with two horny pussy fuckers Latina Milf - A dirty wild mature gets oral and then have hardcore sex Milf Nextdoor - Hot babe milf loves play with pussy and swallowing cock Sexy Housewifes - Bitchy wife enjoys butt fucking for the final stunt tags: giving mature pussy fucking
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