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A husband and wife go visit a marriage counselor. First, the wife speaks to the counselor alone. The counselor asks, "You say you've been married 20 years, so what seems to be the problem?" The wife replies, "It's my husband -- he's driving me crazy! I'm going to leave him if he continues!" "How does he drive you crazy?" "For 20 years," she says, "he's been doing these stupid things. First, whenever we go out, he's always looking at the floor and refuses to go near anyone. It's very embarrassing." The marriage counselor is amused, "Anything else?" "He keeps picking his nose all the time! Even in public!" "Hmm, anything else?" probes the counselor further. The wife hesitates, "whenever we're making love, he NEVER lets me be on top! Once in a while, I'd like to be in control!" "Ah," says the counselor, "I think I'll talk to your husband now." So the wife goes out of the room and the husband enters. The counselor tells him, "Your wife says that you've been driving her crazy. She might even leave you." The husband looks shocked, "WHAT? For 20 years I've been loving and considerate and I've always given her what she wants! What could be the problem?" The counselor explains, "She says that you've got these habits that are driving her crazy. First, you're always acting strange in public--looking at the floor and never going near anyone else." The husband looks concerned, "Oh, you don't understand! It's one of the few things my father told me to do in his deathbed and I swore I'd obey everything he said." "What did he say?" "He said that I should never step on anyone's toes!" The counselor looks amused, "Actually, that means that you should not do anything that would cause anyone else to get angry." The husband looks sheepish, "Oh. Okay." The counselor continues, "And you keep picking your nose in public." "Well, its another thing my father specifically commanded me to do! He told me to always keep my nose clean." The counselor looks faint, "That means that you should not indulge in any criminal activity." "Oh," says the husband looking very stupid. "And finally, she says that you never allow her to be on top during your lovemaking." "This," says the husband seriously, "is the last thing my father commanded me to do on his deathbed and it's the most important thing." "What did he say?" The husband replies, "In his dying breath, he said. Don't screw up." Hand picked mature, milf and horny houswifes porn links! Nasty milf gets fingered and stretched from fucking >> Petite teen licks mature womans tits while being fucked from behind by her boyfriend >> Hot blonde milf shows her shaved pussy in the car >> Horny gal enjoys swallowing giant firm meat stick >> Mature chick teaches some hardcore basics to a young guy >> Blondie giving horny Arabia guy some steamy blowjob >> Sexy babe got hard cock drilled in her rich pussy >> Practice lessons of oral sex turn into kinky threesome hardcore >> Horny housewife sucking and riding longhaired guys cock while her husband is at work >> Sexy babe gets doinked in her ass while doing her daily duties >> Sexy milf get her wet pussy fucked in this trio sex >> Milf with bigtits gets a hard taste of a young cock >> Horny gal enjoys swallowing massive stiff baloney >> Horny busty milf with sexy body riding cock on sofa >> Sinful mature bitch sucking, licking balls and fucking during a nasty threesome lesson >> Fat mature bitch screwed by 3 guys >> Wild wife likes butt fuck experience with strangers >> Mature slut and her teen student take turns in slamming their faces into a mans cum tower >> Young guy checking out his hostesss big milk cans and hairy pussy by his young hard cock >> Mature seduces a young guy with her wild ways >> Layla entirely devours lovers thick juicy cock >> Experienced woman gives young couple a lesson of cock-sucking and pussy-pounding >> Sinful mature lady enjoys a 69 and deep doggystyle fucking with her horny young lover >> Slava came over for a cup of coffee and couldnt help fucking this horny bitch >> Hot Courtney enjoys getting banged hard doggy style >> Horny cum-shooter fucking his sexy girlfriend and her chubby mature sex teacher >> Cock-craving mature housewife gets fucked by her 20 y.o. lover and opens her mouth for a facial >> A legendary whore of the 80s still fucking with a young cute guy >> Hot Erica drilled deep in spooning position >> Pretty Kylie feels the first entry >> Fresh picked free milf and mature sites links update: Milf Tits - Cheatin milf sucks and rides the cocks of naughty studs Housewifes Cum - Busty hot mature gets her huge cunt fucked hard on the bed Milf Cream Pie - Long blonde haired mature gets fucked and ass drilled Sexy Milf - Small breasted milf babe enjoys sucking and fucking mad Asian Milf - Naughty hot chick sucking hard on top of a erected dude tags: hard young mature fucking
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